New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • CraftyMex Minecraft Server

    CraftyMex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

    Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

    In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

    So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP