WaterWarriorz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	5969
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	2623
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	7608	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4833	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	900

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!