Warzone Dutchman Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4337
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	1704	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2160	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	5743
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Votes:	5039
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4035	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	9067
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Emeralds Found:	2002
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	839352	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6406
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Votes:	1671	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9037