Warped

application, Collaborative, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Base, Respect, smp, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, warped, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Crops Grown:	4610	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Farms Harvested:	943	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4638	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	9

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	4272	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4547
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	97	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)