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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	5876
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Enchanted Survival

Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Enchanted Survival! A Vanilla factions survival server who welcomes everyone! For those wanting a laid back Minecraft experience, where you can make friends & roam the lands. The world is your oyster! Build up your empire & become more powerful each time you play. We will be hosting fun events, holiday themed minigames, challenges, and parkour courses! Currently on 1.17.1 & always updating! Help us build our friendly community & join us today!

ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

See you online 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zombie Dances:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9200	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.