Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Dragons Tamed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 460 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Bolt SMP

    Bolt SMP

    WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2749 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Villages Defended: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

    So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Potions Brewed: 192

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

    /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Farms Harvested: 275 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

    SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

    Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

    So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ores Mined: 3110
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyPainzMC

    CraftyPainzMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Chimeras Created: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 233 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4143 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Craftfire Smp

    Craftfire Smp

    Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft is the nicest Dutch survival server because it has a close-knit, friendly community where everyone is welcome! The server offers a unique combination of challenging survival gameplay and fun extras, such as custom quests and events. With an active team of moderators, the server remains safe and fair, and there are regular new updates that keep the experience fresh and exciting. Whether you like building, exploring or playing with friends, you’ll always have fun at PixelCraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 350 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!

    FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!
    FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Discover a unique survival experience with our community-driven server!

    Server Details

    Server Type Survival
    Datapacks VanillaTweaks
    Plugins EssentialsX
    Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp
    Community Friendly and helpful
    Events Build battles, PvP battles
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Server Information

    Java IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing bases is not allowed on the server.

    Can I steal from other players’ bases?

    Yes, stealing from bases is allowed on the server.

    Are PvP battles allowed?

    Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Potions Brewed: 173 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server

    Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 658 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchantments Applied: 140
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

    Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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