Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Farms Harvested:	649	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	159

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	4493

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.