Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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