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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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