| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3560 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2518 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4538 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6648 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1594 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4317 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8159 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9139 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8812 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8712 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2056 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 175 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6790 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3925 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 115 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8060 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4581 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1386 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9024 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 206444 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 906 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5505 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 3554 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2265 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6730 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4617 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9195 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4276 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 176 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
