so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 2349 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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