so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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