| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9730 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9156 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5077 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
lifesteal.warcraftmc.store
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 496 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2267 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4801 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6226 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3713 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6954 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Votes: | 3004 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 716 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6050 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4363 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9179 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7852 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 444 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 373 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1961 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3512 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 418 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3997 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3874 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
