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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Votes:	8177
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Void Gems Collected:	25

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	826	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	3453
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	118
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	609420	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7152	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6795	Dimension Hops:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Votes:	8226
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4255	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club