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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8563 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5581 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5175 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.