Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MC Evolved

    MC Evolved

    MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

    Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AS SMP

    AS SMP

    This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Prime Network

    Prime Network

    Welcome to Prime Network We are currently hosting Lobby,Survival (Whitelisted) and Skyblock Our network is based on new versions so you can only join with 1.19+ versionsGive us a chance and join today Server doesn’t require a PREMIUM ACCOUNT! If you need any help join our discord!DISCORD INVITE: http://discord.me/primenetwork

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3163 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft aims to provide a positive experience defined by progression, community, competition, and player freedom. Players progress through a unique combination of leveling systems, unlocking bonuses and perks along the way. Players have consistent interaction with one another through events and handcrafted dungeons by our build team. Players compete for economic dominance and the power that this brings. All of these factors are ordered toward increasing player freedom, and the game is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of how many facets of the server they choose to participate in.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Enchantments Applied: 178

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1203 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8996 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocks2Die

    Blocks2Die

    BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WorldCraft

    WorldCraft

    Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LotusMC

    LotusMC

    LotusMC is a community-based competitive Minecraft network, Featuring a series of leading in-game features to help you on your grind.Click each link below to vote for LotusMC to earn various rewards on our network. Voting will grant you x1 Vote Key & a chance to win lucky rewards. View these rewards with /vote! Voting every day contributes to vote milestones which gives you extra rewards! For each vote you will receive $5,000 in-game cash as well. You can also win up to $25.00 worth of Buycraft Store Giftcards if you successfully vote each day of the month, and become the Top-Voter!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4260 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pride Central Smp

    Pride Central Smp

    Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Potions Brewed: 47

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SageCraft

    SageCraft

    Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8700 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1032

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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