WalnutTableWarnings | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Divine Spears Created:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Crops Grown:	8509
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Votes:	1675
Star Shards Collected:	165	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Void Gems Collected:	14	New Chunks Explored:	766157

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	177
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	8866
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	820	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

ZelenskyyCraft2022

activism, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, FIX, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, intervention, leadership, Musk, Politics, Polls, public opinion, social media, Support, Technology, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2022

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4185
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	519
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2