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Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2576	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1035	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199
Void Armor Forged:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	New Chunks Explored:	820160
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1