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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!
