> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

arranged marriage, arranged marriage for me, comma separated, family, family preparing, Kill me, kill me now, list, long tail, Minecraft, Preparing, preparing arranged marriage, smp, tags, wake, Wake Up, wake up family, wake up kill me

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2309	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	891261
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Potions Brewed:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	New Chunks Explored:	282472
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Animals Bred:	56	Magic Crystals Found:	17

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	2488	Crops Grown:	9555
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	137074	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	182	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	816222	Players Killed by Monsters:	3126
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	3452
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	540
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.