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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9149 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 89 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Emeralds Found: | 7768 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.