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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3720 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4330 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.