Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 New Chunks Explored: 261834
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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