Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	125	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	335127	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

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The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	9938
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	7500	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Players Killed by Monsters:	2336

Minecraft Portugal Community

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CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	287
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Void Gems Collected:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net