Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DinoSMP

    DinoSMP

    DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • top-gaming.org

    top-gaming.org

    Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3177 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla World Reloaded

    Vanilla World Reloaded

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Potions Brewed: 95
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MobCraft

    MobCraft

    Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AztecWorld

    AztecWorld

    Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2209
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JoynCraft

    JoynCraft

    JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlueFox

    BlueFox

    BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrizzlyPrison

    GrizzlyPrison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Star Shards Collected: 177
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Horizons End

    Horizons End

    Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3444

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kerotscraft Smp

    Kerotscraft Smp

    Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toxiss

    Toxiss

    Welcome to Toxiss, your go-to Minecraft survival server! Dive into our vibrant economy with a feature-packed shop and auction house. Challenge your skills in crystal PvP battles and explore the unique public money dupe system. Enjoy weekly events for thrilling challenges and grab your free kit when joining. Plus, don’t miss our frequent keyalls, showering everyone online with free crate keys for a chance at rare loot. Join Toxiss for the ultimate blend of survival, economy, and PvP – the adventure begins with you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3501
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NetheriteSMP

    NetheriteSMP

    Welcome to NetheriteSMP! We’re a lively economy-based survival server with a vibrant landscape thanks to custom world generation and naturally-generating structures! You can earn money by selling items, taking on jobs, and completing quests, and compete with others to become the best! NetheriteSMP is compatible with both Java and Bedrock Edition, so what are you waiting for? Come try out the #1 Survival Server in Minecraft!Server Info: IP: netheritesmp.com Java Port: 25565 (default) Bedrock Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minetown

    Minetown

    Looking for a laid back and friendly server with a focus on the community? Tired of Pay to Win servers that make it impossible to enjoy the game without paying for it? Want a server with a focus on survival and economy rather than hundred different minigames? Come join us in Minetown at MT.GG! We support both Java and Bedrock players.Minetown focuses on the player experience and has been around since 2010, making us one of the oldest servers around. We have a network that features Survival/Economy, Skyblock and Creative. We also run UHC and minigames regularly with ingame and cosmetic prizes!Minetown’s focus on player experience gives you the freedom to design what you want and play how you want. With the launch of our newest main map, Idarun, now is the perfect time to join! Join an active and friendly community of players from all over the world and punch some trees!Idarun: Check our brand new main map, Idarun! This map is the newest generation in our long-term survival economy world, and will be here for a long time to come! Idarun features claim protections, shops, warps, teleports, clans, and lots more! Very casual atmosphere with no raiding or griefing allowed. The economy is based around player-run shops and cities, and gives shop owners the freedom to set their own prices, giving every player an equal chance to succeed.Vanilla+: Our newest addition to the server, Vanilla+ offers an enhanced hard-mode vanilla experience. Other than claiming, no gameplay plugins exist here – so that means no warps, homes, economy, or anything else that might make things easier or change the way you play the game. Firespread is always on, griefing and raiding are allowed, and PVP is always enabled. Gameplay is enhanced by custom terrain, structures, mobs, and advancements that add new opportunities to challenge yourself and explore. If you want a fun and challenging multiplayer experience without commands making things easier, Vanilla+ is the way to go!Skyblock: A twist on the classic Skyblock with completely custom challenges, and a carefully balanced advancement and level system. Choose one of three island types and play solo, or farm resources and participate in the economy! All types of blocks and spawners are available… For a price. Creative: Test your farms, or wow everyone with your building prowess. Want to build a fleet of battleships in the ocean, or a city on natural terrain? Try out Freebuild! Want to build in a flat, cleared area with access to WorldEdit? Our Plot world has that covered too! We have something for all creative build styles!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingdom of Light

    Kingdom of Light

    Discover Valon, an engaging SMP Minecraft server packed with Lands, mcMMO, Jobs, EliteMobs, and AngelChest! Dive into a rich and immersive world where you can stake your claim, develop unique abilities, explore exciting careers, challenge powerful mobs, and safeguard your valuable loot. Become a part of the Valon community and set off on an extraordinary journey!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineage

    Mineage

    OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5236

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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