Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7116

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9977	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9018	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crops Grown:	9299
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ores Mined:	861

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7172
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.