Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • EmeraldsMC

    EmeraldsMC

    Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FunnyMcraft

    FunnyMcraft

    Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SynthCraft

    SynthCraft

    SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Alpha Prison

    Alpha Prison

    Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SqueejCraft

    SqueejCraft

    SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lunarsky

    Lunarsky

    Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CarrotMC

    CarrotMC

    CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Animals Bred: 117
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineClassic

    MineClassic

    Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 93 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KronosMC

    KronosMC

    KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ProsperityCraft

    ProsperityCraft

    Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5759 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Gempers Place

    Gempers Place

    Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crown Lands

    Crown Lands

    Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SkyUtopia.net

    SkyUtopia.net

    Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OustCraft

    OustCraft

    Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PlanexCraft

    PlanexCraft

    ▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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