Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found: 2461 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 19
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Void Gems Collected: 30 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Animals Bred: 51 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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