| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7227 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5888 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 687 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7552 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3302 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7027 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 225 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2446 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8465 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4520 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5198 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6956 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7997 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6594 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2315 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8987 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1089 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9859 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9734 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5149 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6120 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
