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Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

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Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	2539	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	179

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CryCraftSwedeSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyWiFiLand

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals United

fddfdf, long tail tags, PALS, PIXEL, United

u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9127	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

1.21.1, Auctions, Chest Shops, Code, Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Economy System, Grief Protection, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, meets, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, smp, Special Events, Vanilla, world

Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

/Mine/ – Minecraft Server

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, weapon banner, Web Event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, am i the asshole, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Camera, Communication, control, gym, iPhone, Memories, Minecraft, MIRROR, misunderstanding, perspective, Picture, relationship, ScratchCraft, scratching, Server, snapchat, Trust, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	8218	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Villages Defended:	9