VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, banter, BELIEF, blocky, commentary, critique, Evaluation, feelings, general opinion, Impression, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, reaction, sentiment, smp, Stance, Thoughts, Viewpoint, Views, VT, vts, Vulpixsi

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1231	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ores Mined:	9273	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6106
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	579
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
New Chunks Explored:	886900	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ores Mined:	889
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	552123	Players Killed by Monsters:	5554
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
New Chunks Explored:	917443	Enchantments Applied:	118

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

PixelPeekers Server

complimenting nudes, consent in sexting, digital communication, digital intimacy, etiquette for receiving nudes, how to reply to nudes, navigating sexting, online boundaries, online dating advice, Online dating etiquette, online etiquette, online flirting, PixelPeekers, receiving explicit photos, receiving intimate photos, respectful communication, responding to nude photos, Server, sexting etiquette, sexting tips, social media etiquette, thank you for nudes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!

CraftyBlinken Minecraft Server

blinken, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBlinken, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, PRESSURE, Secretary of State, Server, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Mines Excavated:	2163
Void Armor Forged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, one time, this player found a secret diamond mine and became the richest player on the server, but then a creeper blew it up and now they’re broke af. but don’t worry, cuz we got like, epic events every day where u can win mad loot and flex on all the other players. plus, our staff is like, super chill and will hook u up with free stuff if u ask nicely. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!

VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

DUSTY Minecraft Server

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