| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7355 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8426 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Votes: | 4977 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8722 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7129 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.
Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.
But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3614 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5254 |
| Votes: | 8803 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8147 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 990393 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?
Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5654 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 678 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 7954 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 632 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1839 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Server Information |
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| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1308 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 447 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8666 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5828 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7792 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 89 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2711 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9111 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5450 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2579 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7728 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 465 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
