Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 60 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Ores Mined: 6229
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4177 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ores Mined: 1515
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2675
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mines Excavated: 2617
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Emeralds Found: 1640
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 761 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6519 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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