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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2125 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?
Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.