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ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelensky is like building a secret base in Minecraft and Trump is trying to find it but keeps getting lost in the mines. it’s like a wild goose chase, bro. and like, if you join, you can help Zelensky hide his base and prank Trump by building fake bases all over the place. it’s gonna be a riot, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness!Shroomy Empathy Land
come join our server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before.Haven SMP
SMP Minecraft Server
Hey! Welcome to Haven SMP, a community-driven survival server designed for long-term players who enjoy a near-vanilla experience with strong performance and a great community!
We’ve just started a brand-new world, so now’s the perfect time to join and grow alongside everyone else! Plus, we’re opening the End together on March 8th, so you won’t miss out on the fun!
What We Offer
✅ Whitelist-Only & 18+ Community A mature, respectful player base for a high-quality experience. ✅ Near-Vanilla Gameplay No game-changing plugins, just Fabric optimizations to keep things smooth. ✅ No Pay-to-Win Donations are optional and purely cosmetic. Everyone plays on equal terms. ✅ Dynmap with Sign Pins Easily claim land and find key locations without messing with commands. ✅ Shopping District & Town Hall Set up shops, take on jobs, and help shape the community. ✅ Active Moderation & Transparent Management Regular updates on hardware, costs, and server changes. ✅ Community Events Like our upcoming End opening & dragon fight! How to Join
You can apply using the link below, which will take you to our Discord! Just fill out a quick application—nothing too complicated. We accept all applications from friendly and enthusiastic players, so don’t stress too much! Be yourself, show us you’re interested, and you’ll be on your way to joining the community.
Server Location: Netherlands | Version: 1.21.4
Server Specs:
- CPU: Ryzen 3 3500X (6C/6T @ 3.6GHz+)
- RAM: 24GB DDR4
- Storage: 512GB NVMe SSD
PartyCraft: Mom Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those servers, come join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!So, picture this: you’re mining away, collecting all those precious diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick dance moves! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epicness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking cow named Larry. It’s all possible in our wacky world of wonder!
AdultingAndCrafting SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest thing ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And then I built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended up in a secret underwater city where the villagers were all mermaids. It was wild, I tell ya!But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, and every full moon we have a massive dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, there’s a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and let’s have the most fun you’ve ever had as an adult! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas take over the world!