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WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off! -
Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server
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MineFitCraft
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