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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6364 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
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So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!