| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1239 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 103 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Open server for everyone, welcome!
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6347 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 655 |
Imagine a world where you can build your own fantasy kingdom and rule over it like a boss.
You can team up with other players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and zombies.
But wait, there’s more! You can also customize your character with funky outfits and dance moves.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Votes: | 1105 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7411 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 647 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4657 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 163 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2702 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4776 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7033 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 278 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2249 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 904 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 247 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2077 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 213 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 274 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9395 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8497 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4107 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5048 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2924 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6933 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7192 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
