VintageCraft 1900s

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the past! Join us and you’ll find yourself face to face with the oldest things you’ve ever seen – we’re talking ancient relics from centuries ago!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to marvel at these historical treasures, but you’ll also get to interact with them in ways you never thought possible. Ride a dinosaur, battle a knight in shining armor, or even have a tea party with Marie Antoinette – the possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old diamonds and creepers when you can have time-traveling shenanigans?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	667
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	654	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	823	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	2663	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	3818
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	612	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	614
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.