| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3895 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6471 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1699 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9662 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3874 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9637 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1818 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8177 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1909 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1039 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7396 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Votes: | 7421 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1521 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8725 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6644 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3033 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7644 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 9335 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9663 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6024 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4371 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4785 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4970 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
