Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 265 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4117
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Villages Defended: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 New Chunks Explored: 328954
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8504
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Farms Harvested: 183
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2804 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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