Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchantments Applied:	151
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

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Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mines Excavated:	4046	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	8420	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

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Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4282	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	111	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	8

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Towns Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5040	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	689
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magic Items Found:	7766	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	273
Votes:	7435	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Villages Defended:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Crops Grown:	9819	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	9122
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3874	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchantments Applied:	104	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com