Village craft

Abilities, Clans, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Multiplayer Survival, Rankup

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	927

New Minecraft Servers

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Server from Portugal but the international community is very welcomeOriginal Minecraft and pirates can join Discord so we can all have fun

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Economy keepInventory OnFriendly communityExclusive ranks Exclusive kitsEventsClansPartyRewards for votingRewards for bringing friends to the server

What are you waiting for? Come in and try it 🙂

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Play.VillageCraft.org

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4539	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3240
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Farms Harvested:	116
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magic Items Found:	6319	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Votes:	7413	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Votes:	6789	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

EndlessCraftMC

anxiety, counseling, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, EndlessCraftMC, hopelessness, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, reaching out, Sadness, seeking help, self harm, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	907252	Animals Bred:	163
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the mundanity of everyday life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against an army of evil villagers!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm where you’ll encounter lava lakes made of hot sauce and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend.

So why waste another day feeling like you want to end it all when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Speedy Universe Travelers

astronomical, astronomical speed, astronomical time scale, cosmic distance, Distance, edge, exponential growth, hypothetical scenario, Light, light speed comparison, long distance travel, SPEED, speed comparison, Speedy, theoretical calculation, theoretical physics, Time, travel, travelers, Universe, universe edge discovery, Universe Exploration

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!