VictiniCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

VictiniCraft, a server that will offer a unique Pixelmon experience. The server is on the newest Pixelmon version 9.0.6 on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Gyms VictiniCraft offers 8 unique gyms that are bound to give you a challenge. We will also introduce player owned gyms after launch. Player owned gyms will allow you to build up your own team and become a gym leader.

Clan Gyms Team up with your friends to create a clan and work together to become the best. Take over and hold the main clan gym with your friends to get unique rewards. Clan gyms will have clauses to make sure there is a competitive aspect.

Player Shops Ever wanted to own your own shop? now you can. We offer a easy to use chest shop plugin that allows you to sell whatever items you want, wherever, and whenever you want. Simply just right click a chest with the item you want to sell and enter in the chat what price you wish to sell it for!

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Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8489
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Items Found:	2534
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	6313
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	7211

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Villages Defended:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	New Chunks Explored:	594428
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Farms Harvested:	827	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	117
Players Killed by Monsters:	1240	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mines Excavated:	3685	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Emeralds Found:	8424	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9822
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Emeralds Found:	6487
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1088	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3937	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!