Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Enchantments Applied: 279
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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