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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 375 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 485 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!