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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1661 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 2114 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their advanced technology (and questionable fashion sense).
So what’s YOUR excuse for not joining our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Join now and let the madness begin!