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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY