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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Crops Grown: 6701
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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