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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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